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submitted 1 week ago by MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Been here 5 days and I hate it already, I understand this vacancy now.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I wish I had some hippocratic style oath I could lean on to not release unsafe, unoptimised, barely tested, possibly maintainable code.
Alas all I have is good, verbose comments and an email here or there expressing my concerns.