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Tesla Board Opened Search for a CEO to Succeed Elon Musk (www.wsj.com)
submitted 10 months ago by cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/technology@lemmy.world
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[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently?

Keep your answer under 5 minutes

[–] ozoned@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

You're hired

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

  1. Get rid of the Cyberduck

  2. Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff.

  3. E-muscle car.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Add LIDAR to all new cars and figure out an upgrade for older ones.

[–] ozoned@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Too expensive! Let's run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I'd vote for you if I could! Tesla could be alright without Musk, but it's a long, uphill drive from where they're at now.