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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Apocalypse movies in the near future won't have survivors scavaging abandoned cars. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by LouNeko@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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Imagine The Walking Dead started in 50 years from now. The way things are going now, picture this scenario:

>A survivor is walking down a lonesome road.
>They arive at a small resort and there's a car covered in dust and dirt in the parking lot.
>They approach the car and check whether it still has some bio fuel left in the tank.
>Still plenty.
>They look around spotting a decayed body close by.
>They search the body and are lucky to find a 'keyless' key belonging to the car.
>There are no door handles and the battery inside the key corroded away.
>They break the glass and open the door from the inside.
>Finally inside, there's still no way to start the engine without the key.
>They have an idea.
>The digital wrist watch on the body should have the same battery as the key.
>After a bit of tinkering with some tools they get the key working again.
>They press the ignition button.
>The displays light up but the engine remains quiet.
>The displays show error messages:

ERROR CODE: ND47089
Tire pressure sensor subscription expired
Please schuedule service or enter payment information
Engine start failed

>MFW

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[–] Saleh@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think you overestimate the necessity to move long distances in an apocalyptic setting once things have settled. 10miles is actually quite a long distance to move yourself and all your stuff in a day. And since you aren't expected in the office at 9am, it does not really matter if it takes you 1 hour or 10 days to move somewhere.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Once you settle down it isn't important, but unless you happen to be lucky enough that an urban setting is a good location for a post apocalyptic residence then moving a sizeable distance is a likely need. Any rural area will require moving a few hundred miles at least, and if you can't take the vehicle with you then it doesn't serve much of a purpose.

Depends on why things are post apocalyptic of course.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

10 miles is about 1 hour's bike ride or 2-3 hours of walking. There's a reason rural America has a town every 20 miles or so, that's about half a day's travel by foot, or one can feasibly go to the next town, do something that takes a while and return back by horse or bike within a day