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[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

I love love LOVE it when I get this comment.

I picked this handle for one reason: it's like catnip for the intellectually tepid. The room temperature IQ crowd seemingly can't resist making that exact comment and I can't help but imagine they feel quite proud of their accomplishment, much like the joy and pride I see in my dog's eyes after she takes a poo. Given my love of poking fun at people like yourself for being absolute houseplants, seeing them poke fun at themselves without even realizing it gives me a similar post-defecation spring in my step.

[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm with stupid. Here's your prescription for grass touching.

[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 8 hours ago

Yep, you sure are with him.

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