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[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I just wish I could live naked in a little hut at the foot of a mountain.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Someone owns the mountain and now you owe them first and last months rent, a security deposit, and proof of 7 years of rental history.

Feeling enlightened yet?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 15 hours ago

I certainly feel the need to sell my clothes and moon them

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

In another telling of the story he arrives to find his meager shack ransacked by the thief and writes a koan with a broken piece of charcoal on a torn piece of parchment:

He left it right there In the window The moon

That's translated and also my memory from a book I read 20 years ago. Do not take this as historically or literarily accurate.