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Very unpopular opinion I think (feddit.de)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by CriticalSilence@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I will never again act as scrum master if I can help it.

Is why I joke that there are no SCRUM masters. Anecdotally, most of those I've met who were great at SCRUM mastering noped out of it within a year. It's like physics abhors a great SCRUM master.

I'm currently assigning all of those responsibilities to the development manager and to the development team leads. That's at least working without causing me to lose people.