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Discussion Thread ๐Ÿ‘พ Wednesday 9 April 2025 (aussie.zone)
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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Just went out and there's a for sale sign on the house across the road. The caravan, the trailer, the two cars are gone. This is the same cunt who floors his hotted up torana down the street every weekend and then revs his car outside my place while his wife moves the 2 cars so he can put precious back in the yard. He also yells at his 2 little kids aggressively. Fucking hero. Best day ever.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So the wife has to move the Camira so she can move the Commodore so he can get the Torana out?

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah something like that while he barks orders from the driver's seat. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He sounds absolutely charming.

I'm picturing him as overweight and tatted up with large sunnies.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spot on. Built like a brick shit house with a booming voice to match.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fox racing hat and Jean shorts?

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't get that close.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably a good idea ๐Ÿ˜

I've got a very particular mental picture of him and I'm willing to bet it's pretty accurate.

Here's hoping his house sells quickly and the new neighbours won't be as annoying.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thanks.

I'll take anything except for loud outside people, ball kicking children and constantly barking or howling dogs.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You need to include ball bouncing children, not just ball kicking. Speaking from experience.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course there's dogs involved. Staffies?

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel bad for his family

good day for you he's gone,

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think they're gone yet but it's a matter of time.

[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was stoked when the local meth dealer moved away, good bye to his giant bark all night dog too. I had a little celebration with his neighbours that I'm friendly with.