Or, hold a trial, and if convicted, we seal him in his bunker and bury it and cut it off from all outside contact. And depending on the severity of his conviction, plugging up every "air hole" could go along as capital punishment. Give him a very twilight zone ending, he wanted to hide in his bunker, and now he'll spend the rest of his life in it, however long that may be.

[–] Sizbang@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Don't plug them up - fart in them.

[–] SmokeytheBeard1@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

I've never been to Hawaii, but I'll show up for that 😎

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Native Hawaiians will take care of him

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

It would be most justice most poetic for the coup against Queen Lili'uokalani carried out by American business interests.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah because when I think about kicking off world wars, the last locale on my mind is Hawaii

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bunker on a tropical island you say? Don't worry, I know of some people that have some notes on that. Any secrets he has about that thing are practically out by now.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

This is either a shit post or I'm looking at something glowing radioactive hot and I can't tell which.