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[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Couldn't be worse than Muskrat.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I shudder thinking about the bullshit these two would spill being together on Joe Rogan.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

And then one time I made my workers sit in a room with me when I hadn't showered for 3 months!

That's nothing, one time I forced my employees back to work in the middle of a pandemic and the government of California was so busy covering up it's own crimes and pro-slavery views that they didn't do shit.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

They would have to explain to Joe what a "shower" is and why people do it.