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Learn to code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] A_Porcupine@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Unfortunately my bank, government, national health, surgery, local shops, food delivery services, etc. don't open source their code. It'd be nice if they did however.

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There are FOSS core-banking systems (aka CBS) like Apache-Fineract

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They wouldn't want you to know it all depends on a Frankensteined chunk of spaghetti'd COBOL that hasn't been updated since a guy they forgot about set it up before he retired in like 1996. And they're just betting that, if they don't look at it too hard, it won't oopsie a cascade of critical failures.

[–] A_Porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Funnily enough, the one you'd expect this from, the bank, I used to work for, it's all Go and running on k8s in aws.