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Anon visits America (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sciaphobia@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

You're drinking over 11k calories a day in beer?

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You realize the human body contains more than just fat right?

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

These fucking guys? Amirite? Sheesh…

[–] Sciaphobia@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago

I am, yes. What are you suggesting he'd be losing instead? Water weight? If it's that, you can lose that without ceasing drinking beer at all. It seemed to me that the implication was the fella could lose 10 pounds that would stay off by stopping alcohol consumption, which water weight would not.

Is there something else l am missing?

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s a bet I’ve won several times. Feeling like you have too much money?

[–] Sciaphobia@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I don't understand what you're asking me.