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[-] LordGimp@lemm.ee 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's gay to play male characters bc you're staring at a dude all day. True hetero males play female characters because it is most hetero to look at attractive women.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Technically, you're always seeing you own nose, so you're always staring a man. The least gay thing for a man is to become a woman. But then looking at other women would be gay so you have to look at other men. As a man I safe myself some trouble and skip the first step and just look at beautiful sexy men all day, because I'm not gay.

[-] LordGimp@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

You have gone too far into hetero and swung back around to gay. Your only hope now is to become so gay you swing the polarity back.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Brb, gonna watch a Henry Cavill movie.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

That...is actually why I often choose women, tho.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

So you're still being hetero, just in practice, not virtue signaling

[-] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Indeed, the classic Egorapor defence. They'll be an attractive woman in every cutscene too

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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