Yeah, that's why I deleted my comment. It was supposed to show with a caption that said "I highly doubt that," but the text didn't appear. I was trying to make a tongue-in-cheek joke that @jordanlund@lemmy.world was pretending to be Chun Li—instead it looked like I was trying to dox him and bea giant asshole.

Anyway, it didn't work technically; comedically; at best it was really confusing; and at worst it looked viscous, sexist, and many disgusting things that end in "phobic." So, yeah... I deleted my horrible comment.

The end.

Step 1: Have your spine try to kill you in your sleep.

Step 2: Be unable to stand up long enough to shave for 3 months.

After that, the beard just kind of takes care of itself. :)

Edit I find it goes in stages:

1. Normal beard.
2. Amish farmer.
3. Hasidism.
4. Homeless dude.
5. Rasputin.

Right around stage 3 I need to think about trimming it back. :) I did hit full Rasputin during covid, that was interesting.

Hypothetical but as yet unexplored stages:

6. ZZ Top
7. Gandalf