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[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The smell of garlic ruined your appetite? Do you have some kind of disorder? The smell of garlic is amazing!

[–] Sprokes@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No I eat garlic but the one they put in the plate has a bizarre odor.

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure you do...

Too late to change your story now, Draccie.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 27 points 1 year ago

I was in some European city

Yup, they were trying to cover for it being Transylvania and they just hadnt bothered to learn any of the city names around them.

Dracula confirmed.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

And you couldn't ask them to take it away for some reason?