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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was attempting to combine my genuine belief that nobody has ever written a java app that is any good along with humor. As an end user java has always been the scourge of human existence. I've never written a line of java code and have no opinion on that.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure you'd even notice all apps that are made with Java, particularly Enterprise Web apps. But yeah, if you're going for humour, maybe jokingly shitting on people's opinions isn't the safest bet.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 9 months ago

"not going to engage in tribalism"

Moments later, engages in tribalism

You've really got to lighten up, don't feed the trolls