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Why don't they just go home? (Wrong Answers Only) (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by randomdeadguy@lemmy.world to c/mash@sh.itjust.works

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Just about every episode of MASH I've seen, somebody claims that they hate Korea, or that they hate the stupid Army, or that they don't even know why they're at war. I don't get it. Why don't they all go home? If nobody wants to work there, how come they never leave?

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hot Lips.

[–] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I asked for wrong answers, but that's good too.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're supposed to ask why Hot Lips is there.

[–] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah! Why is Hot Lips there anyway?

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I'm glad you asked. Hot Lips Houlihan, the woman who could talk a snake out of its skin, is staying in Vietnam. She's hawking war bonds to grunts! I swear she could sell ice cream to an Eskimo.