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Anon meets up with a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

And another 40,000 that'll scald your dick with pipping hot ramen if you try something like that.

Make sure you know which kind you're about to use, as the odds are not in your favor.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Am I not supposed to be sticking my dick in popping hot ramen? o.0

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 10 months ago

It looks like they are all out on banning fun