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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then put the cat in a room at the back of the house for a few hours.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

No. They live here. Random kids don’t.

Fucking hell I actually find children generally repugnant That I put out lollies is a gift not an entitlement.

I need candles. Please deliver you fat young ones for rendering.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

children fat is an ingredient in the spell for flying

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Unbaptised ones. I know that movie πŸ¦‡

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That I put out lollies is a gift not an entitlement.

Aww that means you do have a soft spot.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago

Sure, it just lasts about 32 seconds.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago

You put a bowl out there like you would for animals and the animals came. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ