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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they're "so aethetical" and despised vajayjays coz "they're disgusting axe-wounds". When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I'm just "straightphobe" and seeing gays everywhere.

I didn't really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

[–] thanatotus@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.

That's hilarious, I wouldn't know how to react lmao

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn't really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he's gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

Nah, lol. I can't believe this

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I still can't either... Then again, people really believe some fantasy-stories about some omnipotent god and his son's adventures on earth. So why shouldn't one believe one is straight, despite all sign one is not. At least it would make more sense than most cults stories 😁

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yea, that dude can't come to terms with his homosexuality and that must be difficult to live through

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Guess it's not even difficult for him coz of this massive cognitive dissonance. He seemed to sit comfortably in his own built prison.

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You Americans really can make every topic into the same stupid black-or-white political nonsense. It doesn't even have to make the slightest sense 😑

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Lol not even american. Go outside and touch grass. Wait to they even have grass where you live?

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you on drugs or why doesn't anything you say make sense?

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you are projecting.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Insert a cactus into your rectum.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you gift me a plant? How nice. Maybe the random hostility i felt wasn't real 😁

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You need to go outside and talk to real poeple. Maybe touch grass.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

People like you? Why would I want that...