this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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  • He returns Webhook success with a code 200 and plaintext 1.
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  • the string didn't tell what exactly the error.
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EDIT: Got a few details wrong since this happens a few months ago and this meme used to be on r/ProgrammerHumor. Also the proof:

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[–] Walop@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Exceptions actually have a huge performance hit, you should only use them in a HALT EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY situations and never in anything that could be called repeatedly. We have refactored few of those to be 10-100 times faster by just returning success: false instead of throwing and catching exceptions.