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Anon races against the jock in P.E. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 125 points 10 months ago (6 children)

You watch anime, not act it out. Thats like watching Looney Tunes and trying to hit everything with a massive mallet 😂

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

and what’s wrong with that? Some people could use a good squeaky hammer to the face once in a minute.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That’s the perfect dent on the perfect car for that joke.

[–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Body repair on a budget.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

But where does one find a coyote shaped bollard?

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thats like watching Looney Tunes and trying to hit everything with a massive mallet

If it doesn't works, you need to sharpen your hammer.

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If youre sharpening a hammer, i think you have other issues.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Blunt hammer sounds like an issue to me.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

sounds like you don't know how to properly cut things with a hammer

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Ay I'm (on break, but) at work right now hitting everything with a big ol' mallet! I'm just like my childhood heroes, I'm gonna try and access hammerspace!

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You've clearly never seen Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in a room together