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What do you do for work? (slrpnk.net)
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[-] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 95 points 1 month ago

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

Jizz in my pants

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