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Anon signs up for a dating site
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I'm 25.45 Big Macs tall.
As am I.
Unless you didn't actually know the height of a bigmac and just made up a number