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Real Alpha Men™ drink their Vanilla Ice cream shake from a metal bucket while shirtless and listening to death metal
(slrpnk.net)
"Drinking a milkshake with a straw? Only a squishy lib would do such a thing."
More about Strawgate: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/09/05/tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-jesse-watters-straw-fox-news/75089097007/
I had the read the article before it was clear this was satire because the line between that and reality doesn’t seem to exist anymore.
The little addition below the title made it clear it was satire. But unfortunately the title could have gone either way.
I'm a alpha omega man level 2 super Saiyan get to my level.
Thank you, I came to the comments just to have that cleared up.. Jfc