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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon casts a healing spell (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the "I jump to the moon" player.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Session 3

"I wanna buy a bag of holding from this guy"

It's gonna be 200 gp

"We only have 50 gp between us... I'm gonna roll persuasion!"

The DM ended up letting her get away with Prestidigitating some fake platinum pieces, which by all rights ought to get us arrested

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Alright here's the bag.

Let me know whenever you reach in.

prepares dice