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[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Greater Restoration ends a "debilitating effect" pretty sure most DMs would allow a 5th level spell to cure paralysis.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Your nerves are forged anew, and your legs are as strong as a marathon runner's. Unfortunately you never learned to walk, much less run. Good luck."