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Anon is a soyboy (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago

By definition, cows are female.

Your joke sucks, unless it's a "onejoke", in which case it sucks even more.

Nut milk comes from bulls, now that's a better joke.

  • Mature female cattle are called cows

  • Mature intact male cattle are bulls

  • Young female cattle are called heifers

  • Young male cattle are oxen or bullocks

  • Castrated male cattle are known as steers.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I was going to suggest digging up, but you’re on track to reach orbit if you maintain tunnelling on this bearing and momentum.

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