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[-] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 3 months ago

And somehow, all those crashes stabilised each other, allowing the plane to land safely. Only the pilot needed to change their pants afterwards.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

The one thing that escaped the stabilising crash loop.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Crash-loop-sacrification-pants™

Push that commit and skip that bolt without a worry, Crash-loop-sacrification-pants™ will protect you!

Our advanced Crash-loop-sacrification-pants™ technology works by anodising all the nearby crashing and depositing it safely in your poop now comfortably cushioning your butt.

Order yours Crash-loop-sacrification-pants™ today!

If you order within our special promo period, we will add Crash-loop-sacrification-thongs-with-AI™ for free!!

Oh, I would order those in a heartbeat!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

They are great, all by servers are wearing them!

But beware, don't fall for scams, some sellers will be trying to sell you regular diapers claiming they work just as good. Only buy original.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

The eggplant?

Or the big yellow ones?

I'll take the eggplant. The yellow one seems leaky...

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Mmm, sealed eggplant flavours ...

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