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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

IDK why but this just made me think of Dodgeball.

"Who's Steve the Pirate?"

"Literally the only player on the team that dresses up like a pirate?"

"We have a player that dresses up like a pirate?!"

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Well then who will I share all this treasure with"

Arrrrr????

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Curse your sudden - but inevitable - betrayal!

Oh wait, wrong property.