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  1. Be cool

  2. You don’t want to live on the compound

  3. Always take the Interior Minister position

  4. Never give up your nukes

  5. You can pronounce a name in any way you want

  6. Don’t delete the dick pic

  7. If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you

  8. If someone tells you they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later

  9. Never release political prisoners to placate the protesters

  10. Never let the opposition delay elections

  11. If you’re going to join a cult, leave the kids at home

  12. Create your own private police force

  13. Always pay your mercenaries

  14. If someone starts to get into German runes, drop them

  15. Always get it in writing

  16. Never put it in writing

  17. You never have to answer the question you’re asked

  18. Never trust a South American with a German name

  19. Never move anywhere for a religion

  20. Always disavow

  21. You want your situation to be precedented

  22. Elections should only be done by paper ballots hand counted in public

  23. Never get in a helicopter (or small plane)

  24. If you get fired, just continue to show up

  25. Always check the medicine cabinets

  26. When someone asks you a question that you don’t want to answer, you can just say “it’s for legal reasons,

” or “I signed an NDA”

  1. NDAs are fake

  2. The coalition always fractures

  3. If you’re funny, you can say anything

  4. If someone’s trying to get you to commit a crime, they’re FBI

  5. Never become an FBI informant

  6. If you do become an FBI informant, record everything

  7. Never record any kind of meeting, unless it’s with the police

  8. Never talk to cops without a lawyer

  9. If someone always has a new hat, they’ve got something to hide

  10. Always keep your dollars in money

  11. The world is run on groupchats

  12. You should not be in a groupchat

  13. Never say anything on the in-office communique

  14. If you’re pushing through a land reform program on behalf of the

peasantry, do it really quickly and without telling anyone first 41. Never trust a Cuban exile in the greater DFW metropolitan area 42. If you keep gambling you’ll eventually win 43. Don’t fuck your roommate 44. Keep your hand on the gun the whole time 45. Don’t associate yourself with acts of terror 46. Don’t ever implicate yourself in any kind of child abuse and/or

cannibalism case

  1. Don’t let anyone take your passport

  2. Always shoot first

  3. Read the room

  4. Never let a woman see you play video games

  5. Do not invite the journalist to the party

  6. Don’t talk to journalists, ever

  7. Don’t ever host a party

  8. If you’re taken hostage, decide whether it’ll be more lucrative to join the kidnappers or to continue as a hostage and sell your story rights later

  9. If Congress calls you to testify, you don’t have to go

  10. Always secure the water rights

  11. Know who your guys are and always take care of them

  12. If, in a contentious interim mayoral race, a surprise “caretaker”

candidate promises not to run again, don’t believe them

  1. Once a year go through your underwear & throw out what you don’t like

  2. Learn the art of distraction

  3. Don’t talk about the coup in public

  4. Don’t smoke marijuana out of a pen, smoke it out of a pipe or a bong

  5. Get a better lawyer (preferably a former prosecutor)

  6. Always pay your taxes

  7. Never deal with an explosives expert

  8. If you ever hear the word safe haven, someone's trying to bullshit you

  9. If a photographer gives you a funny prop, don’t use it in a photo shoot

  10. When you pick up a hitchhiker, point a gun at them the whole time

  11. First thing you do when you have a coup, get on the radio

  12. If you sentence a guy to death, shoot him the next day

  13. Never overexplain when yes or no suffices

  14. If you are involved in any kind of arrangement with multiple Maurizios, it’s gonna turn out badly for you

  15. Never go into the sewers unless you’re a sewer guy

  16. Always throw the fight and take the money

  17. Get a small circle of advisors

  18. Before protesting, pause and ask if you’re hungry, angry, lonely, or tired

  19. If you are a renowned author, you need a bunker

  20. If you have weapons of mass destruction, never decommission

  21. As a journalist, the best question to ask is,

“why does chaos reign now?” 80. If you’re no longer allowed to use the bank, don’t use someone else’s

account, unbank yourself

  1. Anytime the FBI foils anything, it’s fake

  2. If your money’s in something with 3 initials (ie FBI pension fund), take it out

  3. Everybody snitches

  4. If you get busted, serve your time, don’t bring all your friends into it

  5. Never go to a second location

  6. Always balance your ratio of officers to enlisted

  7. Don’t use the presidential credit card to pay off gangs or make suspicious payments to places that might not otherwise receive it

  8. Nothing is a gain until it’s realized

  9. Don’t let your gains be reversed

  10. Never invest in anything that has a name that has to do with the moon

  11. When bad news comes out, the first line of defense is that it’s fake.

Second, you were hacked. Third, it’s all farce. Fourth, notes app apology.

  1. Don’t go to the sperm bank if it’s in the guy’s basement
  2. Don’t be the guy who has the uranium
  3. Always make your letter non-binding
  4. Everything you say to a journalist is on the record
  5. Everyone in the crypto space is always lying
  6. Don’t leak your balance sheet
  7. Never lock yourself in something
  8. Don’t be a creep
  9. Always stay on message for yourself
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Democrats tore into government’s handling of the Jeffrey Epstein abuse scandal on Tuesday – revealing new details of the scale of his international sex trafficking ring, and warning Donald Trump not to grant a presidential pardon to the late sex offender’s sidekick Ghislaine Maxwell.

Several survivors of Epstein’s abuse also gave tearful testimony at a congressional field hearing in Florida of their experiences as teenagers in s orbit. Some spoke of being retraumatized after they were “outed” by the justice department’s failure to redact their names from the so-called Epstein files.

Democratic members of the US House oversight committee said they held Tuesday’s event in Palm Beach, where the president lives, and where Epstein had a residence, because it was “the scene of the crime”.

“We’re here because so much of this investigation brings us back to this location,” California Democrat Robert Garcia, ranking member of the oversight committee, told a press conference after the hearing.

“We know that the crimes of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, the horrible things that happened to so many women and girls, totaling 1,200 could have been stopped and halted.”

Garcia began the hearing by unveiling a new report called “The Price of Non-Prosecution” that he said revealed how Epstein was able to build a substantial and lucrative international sex trafficking ring following his infamous “sweetheart deal” with Florida prosecutors in 2008.

After dodging serious charges and serving only 13 months in prison for a solicitation of prostitution conviction, he said, Epstein and his associates gamed the US immigration system to obtain visas to traffic women into the country from overseas.

“[Our] report uses evidence obtained by our investigation, including and most importantly bank records, that show how [prosecutor] Alex Acosta’s sweetheart deal let Epstein build a global network using enablers to bring in women who he could then exploit and abuse,” Garcia said.

“This report is just the beginning of numerous reports and information that we intend to put out over the course of the months ahead.”

One survivor, Dani Bensky, testified how she was groomed and recruited into Epstein’s circle – and how victims were encouraged to recruit friends of their own.

“I had two recruiters,” she said. “One was a late teen, and the other was only 15 years old, just trying to escape her own abuse.”

Multiple others were recruited from Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club, allegedly during the many years of friendship between the now-president and Epstein.

They included Virginia Giuffre, who worked as a spa attendant at the age of 16 in 2000, when she said she was recruited by Maxwell, Epstein’s associate and “fixer”. Maxwell is serving a 20-year prison sentence for sex trafficking.

Giuffre was one of the most prominent voices in exposing Epstein, and appeared in an infamous March 2001 photograph with Maxwell and the discredited British former royal Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, whose arm is around the then 17-year-old’s waist.

Sky Roberts, Giuffre’s brother, cried Tuesday as he spoke of his sister’s determination to expose Epstein’s crimes before she took her life in April 2025.

“She was only 16 years old, a child who had just finished 10th grade, when she began being trafficked,” Roberts said. “Before her passing, Virginia gave sworn testimony exposing this for what it truly was, a global sex trafficking operation, enabled, protected and funded by powerful people.

“Many survivors stay silent because many of these individuals still hold power, wealth and influence in our society. No survivor should have to risk their own safety just to be believed. But Virginia, she did it anyway. She stood up when others were afraid, told the truth under oath, and faced people she knew were powerful.”

Some panel members focused on the Trump administration’s response to the scandal, which has dogged Trump’s second presidency. One Epstein email released in November stated “of course [Trump] knew about the girls” procured for his sex-trafficking ring, and another that said Trump “spent hours” with one victim at Epstein’s house.

Trump has consistently denied any wrongdoing or knowledge of the activities of Epstein, who he said he dropped as a friend years earlier.

“The [justice department], this administration, the president, and the attorney general, made it clear that this investigation, in their opinion, was a hoax, was a lie, and there was nothing else to do or to move forward,” Garcia said. “They want to close it down.

“It is alive and well, and moving forward. And we have a lot of work ahead of us.”

The Trump administration, he said, continued to “break the law” by withholding what he said was half of the documents required by the Epstein Transparency Act.

Conversely, one survivor, a model who identified herself as Roza, said she was retraumatized by finding her name unredacted hundreds of times in the documents the justice department had released.

“My name was exposed to the world,” she said. “Now reporters from across the globe contact me. I cannot live without looking over my shoulder. I can only imagine the long term impact this ‘mistake’ will have on my life.”

Democrats said they looked forward to the testimony of Pam Bondi, Trump’s former attorney general, at a House oversight hearing on 29 May looking in to the government’s handling of the files – and the wider scandal.

Minority members filed a civil contempt resolution against Bondi in April after the administration argued she was not required to respond to a subpoena to appear because she had left her job.

Raja Krishnamoorthi, Democratic congressman for Illinois, meanwhile, warned Trump against clemency for Maxwell, a move some Republicans support arguing that it could free her to cooperate with the Epstein investigation.

“Maxwell hasn’t shown any guilt, hasn’t shown any remorse, hasn’t shown any ounce of accountability for what she did,” he said, noting he introduced a House resolution in August condemning a push for clemency.

“I hope everyone here will join me, because we have to do everything in our power to block a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell.”

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It's our fault for not voting for Kamala, of course . . . .

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Deliveries of oil starting to fall, shit getting even more shit

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https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/comments/1saf6e7/comment/odvi0of/?context=1


Also, as a dev, this kind of coding drives me fucking crazy, all the insane verification harnessing and imagined deterministic proofs overlaid on C++. It's the most awful unenjoyable way to code.

Full dump on Russian 'Threat Market'. ```
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" If you watch or read the media, you would think that a “ground invasion” of Iran is “imminent” — either to land on Kharg Island, a five-mile speck that processes 90 percent of Iran’s oil exports, or to take some coastal strip adjacent to the Strait of Hormuz.

It is not imminent and not even inevitable.

Military sources tell me that for weeks, the Pentagon has exaggerated the readiness and potency of the Marines, setting in motion a media frenzy that is part stupidity, part disinformation to spook Tehran, and part manipulation to please Donald Trump."

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As a commie who lived in Williamsburg when it was still cool . . . .I feel entitled to repost this response here.

The superstructure of the hipster era saw all towns become Brooklyn, as gentrification and twee commodities invaded the space of all non-Boomer adults.

Now, this is course is a reflection of the underlying material reality, where the proletariat is increasingly being concentrated in knowledge cities, while the petit bourgeois have been left to their pool dealerships in the exurbs. And as we know, superstructure follows base to reinforce it (we do know this, right)?

In this case, the Brooklyn superstructure serves to deepen the divide of the proletariat and petite-bourgeois, enabling the large bourgeois tech titans to continue to privatize all space as the culture war continues.

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"plainclothes detective," 1906, from the rubber-soled shoes they wore (allowing stealthy movement), which were so called from 1863 (gums "rubber shoes" is attested by 1859); from gum (n.1) + shoe (n.).

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/44338817

Madrid: Spain permanently withdrew its ambassador to Israel on Tuesday as a diplomatic standoff worsened between ⁠the two countries over Spain's opposition to the ⁠US-Israeli attacks on Iran.

The ambassador ‌was summoned ​back to Spain last September amid a diplomatic row over Spanish measures banning aircraft and ships carrying weapons to Israel from ​its ports or ⁠airspace due to Israel's military offensive in Gaza, which Israeli Foreign Minister Gideon Sa'ar denounced as antisemitic.

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Please make it stop.

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Get Your War On is still online, holy shit!

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Including the (long estranged) father of the Stroke's lead singer.

Three decades on, a very different picture of the competition is beginning to emerge. Over the last six months, the Guardian has spoken to several dozen former Look of the Year contestants, as well as industry insiders, and obtained 12 hours of previously unseen, behind-the-scenes footage. The stories we have heard suggest that Casablancas, and some of the men in his orbit, used the contest to engage in sexual relationships with vulnerable young models. Some of these allegations amount to sexual harassment, abuse or exploitation of teenage girls; others are more accurately described as rape.

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I know he's a huge lib cause he blocked me on Twitter years ago (before it was the everything app). But also the rise of fascism in the CSA can be one of the best radicalizing things to give to your average American normie.

I know Christman at least was a big fan. Any other readers of this out there?

Freedom!

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cross-posted from: https://lemmus.org/post/20301599

California’s new bill requires DOJ-approved 3D printers that report on themselves targeting general-purpose machines.

Assembly Member Bauer-Kahan introduced AB-2047, the “California Firearm Printing Prevention Act,” on February 17th. The bill would ban the sale or transfer of any 3D printer in California unless it appears on a state-maintained roster of approved makes and models… certified by the Department of Justice as equipped with “firearm blocking technology.” Manufacturers would need to submit attestations for every make and model. The DOJ would publish a list. If your printer isn’t on the list by March 1, 2029, it can’t be sold. In addition, knowingly disabling or circumventing the blocking software is a misdemeanor.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43334510

The Department of Justice spoke four separate times to a woman who credibly accused Donald Trump of having sex with a minor he met through Jeffrey Epstein—but most accusations against the president appear to have been removed from the government’s documents on the alleged sex trafficker. 

21-page slideshow buried in the massive trove of Epstein-related documents included allegations that sometime between 1983 and 1985, Trump forced a woman to give him oral sex when she was in her early teens. When the woman bit down on Trump’s exposed penis, he allegedly punched her in the head and kicked her out. That same woman told the DOJ that Epstein had introduced her to Trump in 1984.

Yet last week, Attorney General Pam Bondi insisted that there was “no evidence” that Trump had committed any crime—adding to the growing pile of denials from Trump officials that constitute a sweeping cover-up of the president’s alleged wrongdoing. 

Justice Department records indicate that the FBI spoke to this woman not once but at least four separate times, according to independent journalist Roger Sollenberger. Now those records appear to have been removed from public viewing—despite the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which requires all documents relating to the alleged sex trafficker to be made public. 

Sollenberger discovered a record of four separate interviews, which took place in the summer of 2019, in a separate database of documents downloaded from the government’s public files on Epstein. That document indicated that the first of the four interviews was conducted on July 24, 2019, and the last conducted on October 16, 2019. That document was given to Ghislaine Maxwell’s lawyers as part of her trial, though the specific allegations predated Maxwell’s involvement with Epstein, Sollenberger wrote.

The woman’s first interview was entered into the FBI’s case files on August 9, 2019, just one day before Epstein was found dead in his jail cell. FBI agents typically have a deadline of five working days to file interview write-ups, indicating an abnormal 16-day gap, Sollenberger noted.

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