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[-] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

It hurts because Telegram and Discord are the only chat apps I use lol.. SMS are not included.

[-] Kepabar@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah, another excuse I can add to my pile of excuses I tell myself about why I don't try to date.

No social media.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

You want my social media? I hope you love pictures of my cat.

[-] and@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

anon should’ve pulled out his Lemma and asked for her username (not that you can follow anyone here afaik) he would’ve smashed that instant

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago

erm, a username alone is not very helpful, so unless he asked for her home instance as well, i-

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[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

If he texts girls with that phone they'll go "green text? Don't talk to that guy" anyway.

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[-] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

actually tho, this is the one real greentext. i have had similar things happen to me personally.

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this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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