I have to admit, I'm a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don't like my laugh.
Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.
I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the "titta" absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.
I'm sorry for whoever told you you had a bad laugh.
I don't know how people determine bad laughs. I love loud obnoxious and silly sounding laughs, those are the best. I feel like those are the ones people typically think are bad but I guarantee all of you that they ARE NOT they are the best.
4chan for all the hate it gets, spits out true quality memes a lot of the times.
You shouldn't be ashamed of your laugh my guy, it's natural and all natural laughs are great!
Anyone who thinks otherwise should suck on an egg.
I've seen this before but it got me just as hard this time.
Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that's so far out... that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.
They should have used their poop knife.
Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.
If you packed it in a violin case you'd be fine.
SLPT: When you're traveling, you can use your hand as poop knife.
I love a good poop knife reference.
All that matters is if she was proud
She’s seen a lot of shit in her time working for the cruise lines. But for a tip, she’s willing to say it’s the biggest she’s ever seen.
A true shit post
It felt most fitting here.
The same thing happened to Jack Whitehall, or maybe it happened to neither of them? Or both of them?
I blame water saving toilets.
Titta my shitta
For some reason I read that in Timmy's voice from South Park.
I posted this just 6 days ago and someone already reposted this lol: https://lemmy.fmhy.ml/post/586373
Edit: shit, our instance's web interface is down right now...
This is a beautiful old meme, clearly the favorite of many here.
I've had to have the "so you wanna look at em 'fore I flush em or can I just, y'know" conversation way too many times now, come to think about it
Yeah the feeling is real when you’re regularly dropping battleships. I used to have to turn and decide if I needed to get the plunger or the poop knife before trying to flush. But I semi recently got a new Toto toilet, and it’s sucks everything down, I’ve only clogged it twice.
I just woke my baby up with my laugh, just spent an hour getting them to sleep. Lol
I'm crying
Titta!
This guy did the no poop challenge before it became popular
lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?
Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.
thank god I have IBS
IBS sounds awful, my condolences. I bought a nicer Toto toilet, my stomach has only clogged it twice.
actually not bad, pretty minor in my case, only occasional pain. mostly just means i gotta poo like 5+ times a day which is pretty convenient for staying thin
It may sound vain, but staying thin does sound nice. I go once a day and it’s always been the size of a baby/forearm.
I award with the highest honour I can afford. My only saved post on lemmy.
he found the one swedish person who doesn't speak english
I prefer to believe the cleaner did know english, but he didn't think to try.
I was already giggling when I saw the 2nd frame of him in his tighty-whities waving the cleaning lady over. I started crying when I finished the story omg 😭
I saw a British comedian do this bit some years back. Still great appreciate seeing it in frog based format.
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