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[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Adult human: "I consent."

Complete obliteration: "I consent."

The industrial complexes: "I don't!"

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

[–] outandinburger@ttrpg.network 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Insert something about having a doctor tell you if you’re of sound mind to consent.

Poor or has vagina: not of sound mind, get back to work/breeding.

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 1 points 10 hours ago

Catch-22 (quote typed below).

"In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy. And I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I asked to be grounded that means I'm not crazy anymore and I have to keep flying?"

"You've got it! That's Catch-22."

Plus, it's less likely unless you have a terminal illness and want to punch out a week early due to severe pain or something. Probably not even that in the US.

[–] oeuf@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 hours ago

Not sure about obliteration. Elimination maybe.