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Finland's longest bridge opens in Helsinki - but not for cars

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[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago

The funniest part about this is either they chose to specifically look up the length of a school bus to write this article or they just happen to be a school bus enthusiast excited to share their random school bus facts.

[–] passenger@sopuli.xyz 14 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

No. Not at all.

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 4 points 6 hours ago

I had to convert that to bananas. About 7,000 7-inchers. Or 4000 ft long hot dogs.

Now it makes sense.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Well obviously the buses are a stand-in for the Finnish trams. School buses are the closest thing to public transit that exists in parts of the US.

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 hours ago

that is the community you're in, yes

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

How many football pitches is that?

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
  • Approximately 11 Association Football pitches
  • Approximately 13 American Handegg pitches
  • Approximately between 6 and 9 "Aussie Rules" Football Pitches
  • Approximately 8 to 9 Gaelic Football Pitches
  • 12 Canadian Football Pitches
[–] Zagorath@quokk.au 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

12 rugby league fields (measured try line to try line—i.e. disregarding the in-goal area).

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 29 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago) (1 children)

Thank you! I am embarrassed to have missed that one.

(I also missed Rugby Union, but I'm less bothered by that)

[–] Zagorath@quokk.au 1 points 10 minutes ago

You also missed rugby union, but from what I can see that doesn't have a particularly standardised length? In Australia I suspect most rugby union fields are probably 100 m because they just reuse the more popular rugby league grounds. Elsewhere it's probably the same as soccer.