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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
Basically, the trifecta goes like this:
If you feel like you hate everyone, eat or drink something. If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower. And if you feel like the world hates you, go to sleep.
Bonus advice: If you feel like everyone hates everyone, go outside and interact with real people.
That last part really hits. The trains around here had a major outage last week, leaving me and like 100 other people stranded outside in the rain for like 3 hours. We all came together in solidarity, as hating DB is the greatest unifier.
If I wake up feeling like the world hates me, should I just go back to sleep?
Instructions unclear, food and bed now soaked, area where the shower used to be cordoned off and under investigation as ground zero for a Reality Altering Event situation. Isolation ward refuses to order a new shower curtain, please advise.
See what happens when you miss your calming banana?
Is this Snickers ad?
Real talk tho: Snickers using a quote that is essentially completely true as the slogan is the most powerful marketing tactic ever created in the planet.
No, this is Loss
I get hungry enough I can get dangerous.
Not physically, but I'm prone to make aggressive comments that could end lifelong friendships.
I always pack snacks. And caffeine.
Now you know how animals feel when they are hunting. They will literally murder someone else to feed themselves.
Yeah, but now I take a cocktail of antidepressants and get therapy, so I just feel useless instead. It's a remarkable step up.
Sculder and Mully.
Turn evil? Bitch I've been evil for years and never looked back.