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~~Sau~~sage (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by BurntWits@sh.itjust.works to c/ididnthaveeggs@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bonenode@piefed.social 73 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How much fucking sage was mentioned in the recipe that you could even add an equivalent amount of sausage?

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

1 Tbsp sage

Their reading comprehension is so low, they probably saw what they thought was "sausage" and dumped in a whole tray.

[–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"I'm guessing that says 1 lb sausage? Weird how they spelled sausage and lb. "

[–] wisemanzero@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

A bundle?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seems like the sausage screw up wouldn’t have made it dry. Quite the opposite. Now I wanna look at the recipe.

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone that accidentally subs sage with sausage cannot be trusted when they say they didn't vary the recipe.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

No joke.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Fake: All dishes are better with sausage.

[–] DrWorm@piefed.social 13 points 4 months ago

I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 13 points 4 months ago

Still funny but now I need to know what the whole recipe was 🤪

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

Absolutely beautiful.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

Fixed it.