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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon was raised by a single father (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HW07@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's 6:26 in the morning, I'd rather not cry my eyes out.

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Ah, a fellow early bird Brit. Got to love having these pitch black Monday mornings.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

you were the bets old man

bets

Anon is regarded confirmed

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Old man wasn't bets enough

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago

And they played vidya together but at least anon had fun doing it

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

Sounds like Anon's Dad was a good man - I wish all Dads, or even all parents had that same devotion.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bro Cancer always gets the wrong people :(

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Or people don't write about the bad ones because nobody misses them.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A returning post that I never mind.