this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2025
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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The British any time they talk about america

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Which is still less often than school shootings in America

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah. They are going soft con you

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago

In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why is sex corrected to “six”? Is this a Kiwi meme?

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site's detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)... but still readable to humans.
It's an annoying new trend.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago

Why don’t they just post somewhere that won’t block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.

[–] Fanfare2217@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

"Brilliant"

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

British is more like: oy plough me harda guvunah. Please plough me in me khyber pass.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

You can’t say that on the internet!

Alan Partridge voice: “Back of the net”.

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well there are many figurative forma in english that include guns. Being a big caliber, taking a shot, troubleshooting...

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Are you exasperated or giving instructions? Where cum? Cum on man.

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

Just cum on man, cmon dw

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Are you exasperated or giving instructions? Where cum? Cum on man.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sax, isn't it what jazz is made of ?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Yes, also how Bill Clinton rescued the moon.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

I feel like MAGA is proud of the US sentiment.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Oh, that is just tickety-boo!

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