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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If men had to jerk themselves off after piv just to cum, women would not take that well, just saying.

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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I first misread and thought she was using the toy on the guy.

Which can be emasculating in a fun way btw

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What the fuck?

Hell no it's way fun.

Or was way fun. I remember it being fun. I don't want to have memories

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Sex is not a team sport for most people. Just sayin'.

Most of the women I've met treat sex like golf, where a man is the golfer and a woman is the course. Her job is to hold perfectly still while he does all the trying.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It certainly should be. Anyone who thinks of sex as not a team sport is just setting themselves up for mediocre experiences

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

No way I love being hypercompetitive. It's the one time I do better than my wife. I'm like oh you gave me one orgasm? That's cute enjoy your five

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[–] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Emasculating ? Sounds like projection from her.

[–] ZindaDil@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

She's beautiful

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago

I hate how people just say shit now, and everyone takes it as a fact. Its kinda like guys saying that they cant cum because the girl isnt tight enough. No, mate. Your fucking death grip is just never gonna be bested by a vagina or an arsehole. In that same vein, if you need a vibrator to cum, youre clearly hitting that shit too much. If youre adding the vibrator in sometimes cos its fun, thats a different story.

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