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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (14 children)

What flavor is the eternal death?

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Allegedly tastes like ham, but reports are sketchy

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If Christians really wanted no man to experience eternal death we would have way less problems in the world

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

A Punk Rock Christmas is always one I listen to. Seriously, who the fuck forgets the pepperoni?

[–] josefo@leminal.space 3 points 3 months ago

you got to admit the last one has certain kick

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 3 points 3 months ago

I think in the category of "i want shit" is I want Santa's life

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

If anyone hates most Christmas music like I do, I do have some lovely Christmas songs that I like to try to hijack a speaker to play at Christmas parties.

These are usually well received

This one's a bit more pointed but also hilarious

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

"stop wanting shit" and "muh memories 😭😭😭" are also genres

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