this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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You tell me to do this, He tells me to do that. You're all bastards, Go fuck your mother.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Visiting Pengai Pavilion:

What a pavilion

Place is fucking nice

If the gods can get here

I’ll take a seat too

Have a drink by the window

Sing some songs to the ocean

Play some cards

I think I’ll get drunk

edit: Also, Prayer for Rain:

The sky god is also named Zhang

Why does he make life hard for me

If it doesn’t rain in three days

I’ll demolish your temple

Then I’ll have cannons bombard your mom

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Another very astute poem:

From afar, Mount Tai looks blackish, Narrow on top and wide at the bottom. If you flipped it upside down, It would be narrow at the bottom and wide on top.

[–] deathtoreddit@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 years ago

If only he wasn't a warlord...