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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One more reason to procrastinate updates

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Word. Updates are annoying, I hate it when things start working differently and I have to problemsolve it into working my way.

  • typed from my unsupported LTS distro
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Starts modded Minecraft modpack. full screen starting logs. H4ck3rm4n

[–] nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Now mine Monero

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*Linux

rms can go fuck himself

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

> look at the arch linux news before updating (like a responsible arch linux user)

> run an update for the os through the command line

> sudo pacman -Syu && notify-send "Finished updating!"

> minimize the terminal emulator

> wait until update is finished

> close the terminal emulator

> mfw nothing crazy happens

look, if you're using the terminal and your distro shows a lot of hacker-y text on screen when updating, then yeah of course there's a chance that less tech-literate people are gonna think you're hacking into the mainframe... still the story is definitely exaggerated

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