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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

Should have just called the college IT technician to corroborate his version.

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

*Linux

rms can go fuck himself

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

One more reason to procrastinate updates

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

> look at the arch linux news before updating (like a responsible arch linux user)

> run an update for the os through the command line

> sudo pacman -Syu && notify-send "Finished updating!"

> minimize the terminal emulator

> wait until update is finished

> close the terminal emulator

> mfw nothing crazy happens

look, if you're using the terminal and your distro shows a lot of hacker-y text on screen when updating, then yeah of course there's a chance that less tech-literate people are gonna think you're hacking into the mainframe... still the story is definitely exaggerated

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