That fancy magic won't protect him from a .308.
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Don't even need a gun for that.
https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Banishing_Charm
Carry bullets and use the spell.
Til. collecting spent casings to hold a handful of tiny pebbles. Then a magazine mount for my wand.
Imma swish and flick death clouds into skulls.
Father Weasley, can't remember his name, repeatedly shows us that wizards raised purely in the magical world are unbelievably stupid when it comes to the non-magic world so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they didn't even know what a gun was.
Wait a minute. We can go deeper. In the deathly hallows, when they tell the story about the invincible wand, the original owner loses it because someone straight up cut his throat — no magic. Harry also takes it from Malfoy by beating the shit out of him.