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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"I cast gun, prepare to meet god"

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I cast non-magic missile.

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[–] SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sometimes I feel like these stories are just generated content or made up, like a fairy tale. Well, if they're posted too often, maybe they are. I'll probably pass by because I can make up a story about another anon myself lol.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

Like this?

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (7 children)

If you get to the point where a gun is required, you have already lost something.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't even need a gun for that.

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Banishing_Charm

Carry bullets and use the spell.

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