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[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

bringing a katana to a boxing match

imminent victory?

[–] reluctant_squidd@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think the other way around would have been better.

Boxing gloves to a samurai duel.

Unless the point was to show SOLID principals as superior?

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

of course they are (i'm a part of the cargo cult btw)

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think "overkill" is the word that summarizes analogy.

In my langauge there is a proverb: "to shoot sparrow with a cannon".

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Killing opponent with katana in boxing match is not a victory by boxing rules. You have to fight barehanded.

[–] Senal@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

"I would like to increase my visibility for "branding" purposes so i'm going to say something that is probably reasonable but i'm going to do it in a misrepresented absolutist way, purposely ignoring any nuance, so as to be as divisive as possible to get those sweet sweet clicks."

It's the linked-in way.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I don't want to toot my own horn but I think that my odds against someone wearing boxing gloves would be pretty good if I had a katana personally.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

that's the first time i see anyone equating Java with "theoretical elegance".

Says much about his knowledge of Java/theory

[–] vrkr@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

katana
boxing

Linkedin logic