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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That actually sounds incredible lmao

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 36 points 1 day ago

"they ruined it! There aren't even bonfires in elden ring! In lore theyre called this-games-thing!"

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Tbh, i'd love a dark souls movie with Jack Black and Nick Cage.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jack Black as Solaire would work. I can see the jolly cooperation now

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is how I ended up seeing Sonic 3.

Did I enjoy Jim Carrey? Yes, very much so.
Do I want to go back and see Sonic 2, which I completely missed? No.

You did it right

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

You're on the money, Cageman is who this movie needs

Nick Cage

Ew.

I'm on board for Jack Black though.

[–] vestigeofgreen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just a matter of time until this trailer gets made. I remember the Oppenheimer one and now that we've got the AI trailers, you don't even need an actual movie to use as source material this time.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 3 points 20 hours ago

I've unironically been toying around with some free online tools trying to make a movie about Steve coming to the real world... it's slow going and not worth showing to anyone as it is, but I'm having fun.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago

Hell, the mortal kombat fan trailer was fantastic. There are some talented folks out there.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

Fond memories of some redditor recreating the Terminator 2 trailer with video AI, back when it was impossibly primitive... eighteen months ago. Total gloop. Panning across a guy and a kid on a motorcycle, to the same guy and kid on a motorcycle, to a third copy that's upside-down.

[–] Avenging5@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Rock of Ages" was good too

It might be one of the only jukebox musicals I don't want to kill with a brick, but let's aim higher

[–] gaja@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago

Was the minecraft movie ai generated

[–] benignintervention@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

/>:(

Goddamnit I give up with the formatting

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

>:(

Backslash, not forward slash.

Thaaaanks

>:)

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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