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Stolen from TED talk. (i.imgur.com)
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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It's still probably going to try.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

2013...I didn't know those would be the good old days.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh man, those times were golden ✨

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I once saw this sapsucker tit cock-of-the-rock swallow bustards wood pecker go in one

...

Booby

Tap for spoilerAll real bird names, look it up

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All real bird names, look it up

looks up "go in one". Finds no bird by that name

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Tinder has plenty of have a "go in one" birds.

[–] awkwardperson@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah, I'm tired of people trying to prevent every chance I have be sexually active. Those are sex hole. Dot!

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago

Andy Richter is disgusting. Why would I want some bird pooping all over my sex hole? Cancel this man!

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Andy Richter man i forgot about him. He still got it. Oh 2013. Anyways wonder what’s that guy up to these days

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I heard he retired to a comfortable life as a salesman in Iowa. but I could be wrong.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The profile pic showing him with a bird is extra funny.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

He had to do the right thing and marry it after impregnating its whole home.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glory houses

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Innovation is always the key to success.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Andy Richter, Andy Dick, Dick Tracy, tracing dicks...

There's absolutely nothing here.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

After viewing your browser history, I think I would disagree.

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't be, birds don't even have dicks

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Dash dash dash this reply was removed TO comply with the decency standards of Lemmy.