Man, if I had the poor luck/foresight to have purchased a Tesla earlier, I would be driving like the politest mofo in existence these days.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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I'd set it on fire and make an insurance claim.
Those damn leftists!
Can't believe the Insurrection Act is gonna be used because of homie's swasticars
"Resist" is a tired slogan of the paid-to-lose Democrats, and the last time I saw it surface as "angry-Leftist vandalism" in pluto-fash corporate media propaganda, it turned out to be a Republican trying to cover up insurance fraud. They are too incurious to understand the difference between antifa and liberals.
Kool-aid-drinking Tesla dealers are losing their shirts because Glorious Leader locked them into bad contracts and is now poisoning the brand; they have AMPLE incentive to destroy their own property and play victim.
I don't care who burns 'em. So long as they're burnt.
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Very fucking GOOD.
they should amend this Wikipedia article to include teslas https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_combustion
As a someone from Kansas City I want to say, this is who we are.
Surely it was a glitch that set the Teslas on fire themselves and no one was involved.
Tesla just likes building things that spontaneously catch on fire. 🤷♂️
Oh no anyway…
Tough shit.
Don't destroy Tesla cars, destroy the brand. Destroying Teslas means there's fewer Teslas and that makes them more valuable/reduces the flooding of the market caused by people selling their cars. The goal is to annihilate Elon's purchasing power to stop him from using it to implementing fascist governments around the world.
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