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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

The Good Ending.

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The only timeline where I'd be okay calling it the Gulf of America.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Move that green up, I need better tacos.

[–] maniii@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Vertical Split is what is needed.

Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )

Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )

---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----

MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )

Western United North American States ( WUNAS )

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?

Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How about all of it just Canada?

If you want to see a vision of the future, imagine a bag of milk being poured on a human face - forever.

[–] GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

While it would be funny to watch the confusion of so many people over the milk bags, we have to remember our friends of a Mexico and Greenland. It's in Canadian spirit to share with our friends, and to treasure them. Basically let's just make it a fun little commune that's kind of all of ours, while maintaining our own sovereign lands.

We want the white house though. We, uh, have this plan envisioned in our heads...

[–] el_psd@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Sra. Sheinbaum my people yearn for freedom

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I agree with the mehmes’ vibes, but I wish people would remember all those lines are invisible and made up. It’s just 1 species.

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[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago

As an Ohioan, I am not upset about this.

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Mexico can have Idaho.

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I wonder who California would chose, I would have thought Canada but I’m not sure anymore

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[–] Piber@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago

God, please let this happen

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Who would win this hypothetical war

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