In order to get in and out of my shower I have to step on a carpet which has a bunch of kitty litter sand/rock pieces on it (it's right next to the kitty litter). Every time i go to the shower I have to place a towel on top of the carpet, because otherwise kitty litter rocks would get stuck to my feet

drank a cuppa chocolate milk

I wash myself with soap and water

63 comments and no "Your Mom" jokes?... smdh

Once, when I was really fluey and sleep deprived I went to do myself some lemsip only to find the kettle was on the blink. I shambled into the shower, turned it on, then sat in the shower with the cup on my lap and just emptied the sachet into the shower water I'd collected in my cup.