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Anon tries to understand his coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

2 weeks is just not that deep. seems like the woman just wants some friends. weird to bring your bf along but op shouldn't have assumed date

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, how could he have taken the hints? So presumptuous of him. She must've brought up her boyfriend so often and he just ignored it. /s

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

"I always do things by myself"

"I have a boyfriend"

So... Which is it???

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Had a college friend that went through a similar situation. We figured she was looking for a threesome because her bf was very much like my friend.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

since we have only one part of this supposedly real situation:
4channers always loose and this one did as well, how dare this woman wanting an actual friend
and of course this weirdo assumes it was totally flirting

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe she quit because his reaction to her having a boyfriend creeped her out. She didn’t want to be around someone who misinterpreted what were merely friendly gestures.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

I mean, look at his picture! That'd creep me out too. Grayscale, unshaven smoker looking guy.

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